Great Quotes

Philosophy May 14 2012

May 14, 2012

This is all you need, what a great quote.

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Litter my timbers

February 19, 2012

There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened all the walking sticks old people use

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The Welsh Legend known as Spike

January 16, 2012

Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I’m going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

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Eggs in the morning

January 12, 2012

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

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A short poem

January 7, 2012

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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Another Great Quote

January 7, 2012

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… It’s about learning how to dance in the rain

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Hard Times

November 29, 2011

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

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I Hate Homework

November 4, 2011

It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

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Respect your elders

November 3, 2011

Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google or Wikipedia.

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Teamwork

October 22, 2011

There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.

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Another great one liner

October 16, 2011

Anybody who isn’t pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.

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Sell your soul?

September 3, 2011

Integrity is Everything. I’ll sell you mine for fifty quid.

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Satisfaction

September 3, 2011

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Boogie woogie woogie!

September 1, 2011

That moment when you turn off all the lights downstairs and you feel like someone’s chasing you.

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Seal of approval

August 29, 2011

Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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Very True

August 28, 2011

Politicians and Nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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I wanna be a Thunder Cat!

August 22, 2011
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Smile :)

August 21, 2011

“When life shows you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile”

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August 20, 2011

Castration takes balls.

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The longest sentence

August 18, 2011

“I am.” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do” is the longest sentence?

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