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Ten Pin Ding a Ling

May 13, 2012

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’

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Super Cool Bra – Robs blog World Exclusive (not)

May 13, 2012

Japanese invention released this week, a bra with built-in ice packs, a wind chime and a sprig of mint that was unveiled to keep women cool over summer. In an almost naked publicity stunt, underwear firm Triumph Japan had models parading around showing off its “Super Cool Bra,” featuring what appears to be a pair [...]

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Robs Sunflowers

May 13, 2012

Not quite the biggest yet, I planted these little beauties in April 2012, keep checking in for more exciting updates on the growth and progress of Rob’s Sunflowers!

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CBeebies 10th Birthday Today!

February 12, 2012

Today is CBEEBIES 10th Birthday. Thank you for making my mornings so wonderful. world news is secondary to Postman Pat.

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All you need is..

February 9, 2012

Spotted in the Hard Rock Cafe, Manchester

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Christmas Eve

December 24, 2011

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas Eve everyone! My daughter is 2.5 years and my son is 5 months old. Good times

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Christmas 2011

December 22, 2011
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Kim Jong II Dies

December 20, 2011

Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist…

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Hard Times

November 29, 2011

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

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lol

November 12, 2011

Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I had nothing else to say.

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UK let’s anybody in

November 12, 2011

I bought a new guard dog yesterday. It’s useless, it lets anybody in. UK boarder collie.

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It’s 11-11-11.

November 11, 2011

It’s 11-11-11.

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Thailand Floods

November 11, 2011

I spoke to a woman earlier who said the floodwater in Thailand is getting worse. She left the house this morning and the water was up to her testicles.

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Pakistan Cricket match fixing

November 3, 2011

The Pakistan team have issued a statement expressing their shock at the involvement of three Pakistani players in match fixing and promised to clean up their act before the 2-1 series defeat to the West Indies next year.

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Goddafi Shot Dead

October 21, 2011

USA – Worlds only superpower, Spy satellites, stealth aircraft, drones, super-trained special forces, CIA spy network – 10 years on they find Bin Laden at home. Libya – Toyota RAV 4 with 12 bore shotgun mounted on the back – 2 months on and they find Gaddafi at home.

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Wales Qualify

October 9, 2011

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub … … to watch Wales play in the semi-finals of the Rugby World Cup.

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DHL it.

October 2, 2011

BBC News: US confirms $60bn plan to sell Saudi Arabia missiles. May I suggest a way of delivering them?

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Right of Access, now shut the gate!

October 2, 2011

Problems with neighbours at present, they are refusing to close the gate.. They must not realise it’s not safe for children to play in the main road outside my house??

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You’ve been evicted!

September 19, 2011

Sky news at 8am, gypsy camp being evicted from a large camp in Basildon. Next stop Big Brother House.

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You’ve been evicted!

September 19, 2011

Sky news at 8am, gypsy camp being evicted from a large camp in Basildon. Next stop Big Brother House.

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