Philosophical

Time Travel

September 3, 2011

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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Sell your soul?

September 3, 2011

Integrity is Everything. I’ll sell you mine for fifty quid.

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Very True

August 28, 2011

Politicians and Nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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Life in the fast lane

August 22, 2011

Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.

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August 20, 2011

Castration takes balls.

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Walking the mile

August 10, 2011

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence.

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I just got Social Media.

August 2, 2011

Twitter is for people I like but don’t know. Facebook is for people I know but don’t like.

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Keep your cool

July 31, 2011

You’re already cool. Whatever anyone else says is invalid. You observe what they say but you don’t listen. You realize that you can’t make everyone happy. You never argue. When you’re cool, arguing is always cancelled. You realize winning an argument is pointless. When you know you’re right you just know it. You don’t need [...]

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July 27, 2011

You know your getting old when you buy a cereal for it’s fibre content and not the free toy.

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July 22, 2011

Freedom means nothing left to lose.

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July 22, 2011

Religion provides a nice paved road of life, but going off road can be more interesting.

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July 22, 2011

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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July 22, 2011

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

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July 22, 2011

Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?

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