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Toilet joke

February 5, 2012

A bloke walks into a pub, orders a pint and asks the barman where the toilets are. The barmen points him in the right direction and off he goes. The bloke comes back and says “I’m really sorry but those toilets are broken and I’m absolutely desperate to go because I’m on these special salts [...]

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October 2, 2011
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Phone Call Anyone?

October 2, 2011

A husband and his wife agreed that any time they want to make love, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call. Mother replies, “Tell your father that the Network [...]

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Spice it up

September 18, 2011

The sex life’s not been great recently so the wife’s bought a dildo to spice it up a bit. She says, “It’s shaped like a carrot!” which is a ironic really, because her fanny looks like a donkey yawning.

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The lift

September 10, 2011

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” So the woman replies, “If you dick is as hard [...]

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Oh come on!

August 22, 2011
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