This is all you need, what a great quote.

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said, ‘Analogue.’ I said, ‘No, just a watch.’

(if you don’t know what the blue screen of death is you won’t get this joke)

I went into a shop and I said, ‘Can someone sell me a kettle.’ The bloke said, ‘Kenwood?’ I said, ‘Where is he then?’

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says, ‘Audi!’

I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’ The guy said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said, ‘I don’t care what star sign it is.’

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’

Japanese invention released this week, a bra with built-in ice packs, a wind chime and a sprig of mint that was unveiled to keep women cool over summer.

In an almost naked publicity stunt, underwear firm Triumph Japan had models parading around showing off its “Super Cool Bra,” featuring what appears to be a pair of small fish tanks encompassing the breasts.

These cups are filled with a gel that remains soft and supple even when frozen, giving the wearer “a cool sensation against her skin,” the company said in a statement.

A traditional Japanese wind chime—and a mint leaf—dangle between the cups giving an impression of cooling “by way of its refreshing fragrance and sound.”

The company, which has a long tradition of novelty launches that are never made available for public sale, said it conceived of the bra in response to a need to save energy during the hot summer.

With no working nuclear reactors amid heightened public mistrust over atomic power in post-Fukushima Japan, the country has once again begun its Cool Biz campaign, urging people to dress down for work and avoid the need to crank up the aircon.

Not quite the biggest yet, I planted these little beauties in April 2012, keep checking in for more exciting updates on the growth and progress of Rob’s Sunflowers!

This was featured on BBC News recently, Dinner in the Sky is a crazy new experience you can buy from www.dinnerinthesky.co.uk.

Personally I love the idea, I remember when I went on the ride that hangs off the side of the stratosphere in Las Vegas for the first time. I felt like I was sat on a dining room chair 300 metres in the sky. I absolutely popped my pants but enjoyed every second!

Spotted this on the news this morning, this is the Worlds Biggest Chess Piece some 14.5 Feet tall and was donated to the Chess Museum in St Louis.

I’d rather watch pawn if I’m honest.