Age Jokes

My age

February 18, 2012

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” [...]

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July 3, 2011

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?” “Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of beer, eat lots of fatty foods, and never, [...]

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