bar jokes

Snail walks into a bar

March 8, 2012

A snail goes into a bar, the barman says”I don’t serve snails”and threw him out. 2 weeks later the snail went back to the bar and said to the barman”what did u do that for”.

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Toilet joke

February 5, 2012

A bloke walks into a pub, orders a pint and asks the barman where the toilets are. The barmen points him in the right direction and off he goes. The bloke comes back and says “I’m really sorry but those toilets are broken and I’m absolutely desperate to go because I’m on these special salts [...]

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Nuts

January 29, 2012

A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively “You’ve got great hair!” The man looked around but couldn’t see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. A minute later, he heard [...]

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The Knot

December 29, 2011

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but we can’t serve strings here.”The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, “Waiter, give me [...]

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