Christmas Jokes

Mince Pie Joke

December 22, 2011

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

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Elf Me

December 22, 2011

Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem

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Washing Up Gloves

December 18, 2011

My wife’s been dropping me subtle hints this week as to what she wants for Christmas, saying things like ” I want something that feels really silky and smooth”, “Hope you get it in my size” and “I want to be able to wear it every day”. Boy is she going to love the washing-up [...]

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Mistletoe Belt

December 18, 2011

I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for.

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M&S Christmas

December 18, 2011

Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn’t be Christmas without M&S. They’re right too. It’d be Chrita.

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Christmas Joke #2

December 17, 2011

Knock Knock Who’s there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !

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Christmas Joke #1

December 17, 2011

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !

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The White stuff

August 12, 2011

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.

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July 30, 2011

Why did Santa’s little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem

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