Funny jokes

5 rules for Men

September 18, 2011

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can [...]

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Der brain

September 17, 2011

My wife got back from shopping and said to me; “I spent 10 minutes trying to unlock someone else’s car earlier. I swear, sometimes I think I’m retarded haha!” “Don’t worry, I do that all the time!” I replied. “What? Mix up our car with a different one?” She said. “No, think you’re retarded.”

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For Sale

September 14, 2011

For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought metal detector.

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