Jokes

Maths class

February 4, 2012

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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It’s growing on me

October 23, 2011

At first I didn’t like the idea of hair, but it started to grow on me.

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America

October 9, 2011

Ten years ago, America had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now they have no jobs, no hope and no cash.

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My broadband is slow

October 3, 2011

I call my willy “broadband” because I always offer women up to 12 inches but only give them 3.

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DHL it.

October 2, 2011

BBC News: US confirms $60bn plan to sell Saudi Arabia missiles. May I suggest a way of delivering them?

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Counting Joke

September 19, 2011

There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t count.

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What’s long and hard..

September 12, 2011

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? -Chewing Gum!

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Learn your ABC

September 10, 2011

What did the letter I say to J? Dude, no one wants to see that!

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