Great jokes

Litter my timbers

February 19, 2012

There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened all the walking sticks old people use

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Super Bowl 2012

February 5, 2012

My superbowl.com site has been getting loads of hits this week. It seems people are finally appreciating the sheer quality of my owl.

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Karate

February 4, 2012

What is the Karate experts favourite beverage? Kara-tea.

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Shipwrecked

November 12, 2011

two men are shipwrecked and have chance to land in a life boat. looking through the supplies one of them finds a old lamp. thinking hes got nothing better to do he rubs it and to his surprize a genie does come out ‘ you may have one wish’ the genie says. the two men [...]

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Yellow Brick Road

October 2, 2011

The Scarecrow didn’t have the brains, Tin Man didn’t have the heart, and the Lion didn’t have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.

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On the run

August 30, 2011

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M6 last week. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

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Seal of approval

August 29, 2011

Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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