joke

Perception

February 5, 2012

“Here we have a rare creature to these lands. Not native to the South Pole, this mammal can be found observing in numbers of 3-4, standing on its hind legs and seeing through the one big eye that extends out from the rest of its face. Feeding primarily on a diet of packaged food, what [...]

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Maths class

February 4, 2012

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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Karate

February 4, 2012

What is the Karate experts favourite beverage? Kara-tea.

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Award Winning

December 29, 2011

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Dragons Den Joke

September 19, 2011

I went on Dragons Den with an idea for a golf ball that you can’t lose. I pitched it at Duncan Bannatyne. Broke his nose and two front teeth.

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Oh come on!

August 22, 2011
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July 3, 2011

Stop repeat offenders – don’t re-elect them!

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