Rob Scott

Maths class

February 4, 2012

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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New Restaurant Now Open!

October 3, 2011

I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

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DHL it.

October 2, 2011

BBC News: US confirms $60bn plan to sell Saudi Arabia missiles. May I suggest a way of delivering them?

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V.I.P

October 2, 2011

A person tries to get into an exclusive members only club. In order to get into this club, the person needs to know the password. The person hides and witnesses the following: First man walks into the club. The bouncer asks him “twelve”.. the man replies “six”. Bouncer allows him into the club. A second [...]

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Crazy Bus Driver

October 2, 2011

A bus driver was heading down a street in Burnley, Lancashire. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a “no left turn” sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. [...]

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Wobs widdle

October 2, 2011

What has a mouth but cannot talk, runs but has no feet, and a bed but doesn’t sleep? Answer: Comment to this post to find out!

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Wet Riddle

October 2, 2011

What gets wet the more it dries? Answer: comment on this post to find out!

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Keep it in the family

October 2, 2011

Incest. A game the whole family can play!

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Phone Call Anyone?

October 2, 2011

A husband and his wife agreed that any time they want to make love, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call. Mother replies, “Tell your father that the Network [...]

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